Long time no hear!
What must it have been? A year?
I can’t say that I’ve been a good girl since we last corresponded.
I neglect my blog. Sometimes, after a tediously long day at work, I rub my food baby tummy to get a seat on the tube. And, last night, I deliberately stole the duvet from a sleeping Napoleon.
I’m not an awfully good girl.
But surely to lie and pretend otherwise would damn me even more?
I will try to be better and, were you to find the charity to forgive my all-too-many misdemeanors, it would be delightful to find this Yves Saint Laurent ‘Chyc’ handbag beneath the tree on Christmas morning.
Matches have some in stock – with complimentary rooftop parking – and you’ll find their address details here.
Of course, I promise not to use my bag for wicked means such as beating aside other shoppers in the January sales.
P.S: Whilst loathe to resort to blackmail, there’ll be extra mince pies in this for you – and carrots for Rudolf – if you can see me right.